Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 1

Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013–2021) is an American comedy series, airing on FOX and NBC set in the fictional 99th Precinct of the New York City Police Department. It follows the precinct's team of detectives and their newly-appointed captain. more »

[Peralta hooked up to a polygraph machine]

Peralta:
I'm telling you this machine is broken. Ask me a question.

Terry:
Is Jay-Z really your favorite artist?

Peralta:
Yes, obviously. [Scoffs]

Technician:
Lie.

Peralta:
See? It's busted!

Terry:
Is it? Or is your favorite artist really Taylor Swift?

Peralta:
[Scoffs] No.

Technician:
Lie.

Peralta:
Allright fine. She is. [Quietly] she makes me feels things.

Terry:
[Pounds table] SHE MAKES ALL OF US FEEL THINGS! Look, the machine is working just fine. Why are being so crazy about this case?

Peralta:
I wanted to work the toughest case we had.

Terry:
Why?

Peralta:
Because it would feel awesome to solve it. Because a real man doesn't run from a challenge. I mean, do they run from the bulls in Pamplona? [Scoffs]

Terry:
Yeah, that's the whole point of it.

Peralta:
Seriously? That seems lame.

Terry:
I don't know why you wanna spend the entire weekend at work, but I'm going home to my family. See you tomorrow, Jake. [Gets up and leaves]

Peralta:
Fine, abandon me! I don't want you here anyway.

Technician:
That's a lie.

Peralta:
Come on, man.

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