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Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 1

Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013–2021) is an American comedy series, airing on FOX and NBC set in the fictional 99th Precinct of the New York City Police Department. It follows the precinct's team of detectives and their newly-appointed captain. more »

Jake:
All right, I'll just act like you. Say something so I can get the cadence of your voice down.

Holt:
I will not.

Jake:
Perfect. I will not. I... will not. I will... not.

[Holt looks back, stone-faced. Cut to when Jake and Holt are admitted to see Judge Mindel.]

Judge Mindel:
Have a seat, Detective.

Jake:
I will not.

Judge Mindel:
Excuse me?

Jake:
Uh, sorry. I meant out of respect I will choose to stand. Sit, I will not.

Judge Mindel:
[Gestures to the form in front of her] This looks like it was filled out by a toddler! Now, we are going to have to go through this point-by-point. Justice cannot be rushed.

Jake:
But could it be gently nudged into hyper speed?

Judge Mindel:
I take it you're the toddler.

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