Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 3

[Jake and Amy are on their first date, and the atmosphere is more than a little awkward]

Jake:
So, here we are... officially on a date. Romantical date...

Amy:
Yes, we are. No longer just colleagues... Dating. [pause] You got a haircut. It looks nice.

Jake:
Oh, thanks. You also got a haircut... At some point in your life, I'm sure, that's not your baby hair. That would be crazy. But, uh, you look very nice.

Amy:
Domo Arigato.

Jake:
Do you speak Japanese?

Amy:
No.

Jake:
Oh. Uh... Sorry. I think I'm feeling a little awkward.

Amy:
[somewhat relieved] Yeah, me too.

Jake:
How do we make it not weird?

Amy:
I know - let's just get super drunk.

Jake:
Yes! Great idea! [to the waitress] Ma'am, could you please bring us four kamikaze shots?

Amy:
And four for me as well.

Jake:
Ah, I like your style. See, we can do this. We're back on track. We're keeping it light and breezy!

[cut to them in bed together]

Jake:
So, we broke a rule.

Amy:
Yeah. I hope it wasn't a mistake.

Jake:
"I hope it wasn't a mistake," title of your sex tape? [gasps] Title of our sex tape!