Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 3

Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013–2021) is an American comedy series, airing on FOX and NBC set in the fictional 99th Precinct of the New York City Police Department. It follows the precinct's team of detectives and their newly-appointed captain. more »

[Jake has called Gina, Terry, Diaz, and Boyle into the break room.]

Jake:
Scully has a mason jar full of lemonade.

Terry:
You called us in here to tell us that?

Jake:
No, I called you in here to change your lives! For you see, not five minutes ago, Hitchcock introduced me to his new goldfish, who lives in-

Boyle:
[Looks out the break room window and gasps] An identical mason jar!

Gina:
Oh... this isn't gonna end well.

Jake:
There are two possible outcomes, and we're gonna bet on which one happens first. Will Hitchcock put fish food in Scully's lemonade, or will Scully drink Hitchcock's goldfish? Now, you would think that putting fish food into lemonade-

Diaz:
Hitchcock just drank his own fish.

Jake:
What?! NOOOOOOOOOOO!

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