Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 3

Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013–2021) is an American comedy series, airing on FOX and NBC set in the fictional 99th Precinct of the New York City Police Department. It follows the precinct's team of detectives and their newly-appointed captain. more »

Amy Santiago:
[As Jake approaches their desk] Oh, come here, come here, come here! You need to see this! I'm about to give Captain Holt his gift.

Jake Peralta:
Oh? Did he lift his no gift policy?

Amy:
No, he didn't, but I figured out a way to buy him something and trick him into accepting it.

Jake:
You are bad.

Amy:
I know, right! Oh, wait, you're making fun of me.

Jake:
Mm-hmm

Amy:
Well, I don't care. He would never open a gift, right? But, what if his gift didn't look like a gift?

Jake:
He would open it?

Amy:
Exactly! I left it in a cardboard box on his desk. There's no card, just the words "Open Now" which I wrote with my wrong hand, so he wouldn't recognise my handwriting! [Holt passes them] Captain!

Raymond Holt:
Santiago. Peralta.

Jake:
Sir... So, just to recap, you left an unmarked package on a police captain's desk, on a random Monday with a suspicious message written on it that looked like it was scrawled by a crazy person?

Amy:
Mm-hmm

Holt:
[exiting his office quickly] Bomb! There's a bomb! Everyone out! [There is mass panic as everyone rushes for the exit. Rosa presses an alarm] Let's go, let's go! This is not a drill! Let's go!

Jake:
[sarcastically, to an aghast Amy] Great gift, babe!

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