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Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 3

Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013–2021) is an American comedy series, airing on FOX and NBC set in the fictional 99th Precinct of the New York City Police Department. It follows the precinct's team of detectives and their newly-appointed captain. more »

[Boyle's ex-wife Eleanor has just visited the precinct and is threatening to destroy Boyle's stored sperm unless he illegally gets her out of going to court for hitting a man with her car.]

Boyle:
Damn. She can't do that! Can she do that?

Peralta:
Okay, stay calm. We're gonna talk to a lawyer and get a professional opinion.

[Cut to Peralta and Boyle sitting in front of a lawyer's desk]

Lawyer:
Damn! I can't believe you signed this contract! The sperm is her legal possession. It also says that she, and I quote, [flips to the second page and points] "Owns your dignity." You initialed right next to that!

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