Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 3

Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013–2021) is an American comedy series, airing on FOX and NBC set in the fictional 99th Precinct of the New York City Police Department. It follows the precinct's team of detectives and their newly-appointed captain. more »

Doug Judy:
Peralta, it's no coincidence you're on this ship. You won a free cruise without entering a contest; how do you think that happened?

Jake:
I don't know. Maybe it's because I bought Speed 2 on DVD and the internet figured out that cruises are one of my interests!

Doug Judy:
Great film. Sandy B. in a sarong. [He and Jake bump fists] But the tics are all me. I brought you here because I'm in peril.

Jake:
Pfft. Peril.

Doug Judy:
Don't "Pfft" my peril!

Jake:
Pfft.

Doug Judy:
Somebody's tryin' to kill me, and I need protection. So I sent for my best friend.

Jake:
I am not your best friend. I'm your worst enemy! Get that through your head!

Doug Judy:
[To Amy] It's this kind of bickering that makes us such an adorable couple.

Jake:
Whatever, Judy! You're under arrest!

Doug Judy:
You can't arrest me, boo! We're in international waters. Which is why I can smoke as much weed as I want. Welcome, to the high seas.

Jake:
No. No way that that's true. Amy, tell me I can arrest him right now.

Amy:
Judy's right, we have no jurisdiction. Technically this boat flies under the flag of Uzbekistan.

Doug Judy:
Uh-oh! Your girl knows about the Uzbeks!

Amy:
But the captain can have him arrested; he has total authority on this boat.

Jake:
Perfect; captains love me. Just wait until he or she finds out they're employing a criminal.

[Cut to the three of them standing out on deck with the captain.]

Captain Orleans:
Yeah, about forty percent of the crew are criminals.

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