Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 3

[Doug Judy, the Pontiac Bandit, has escaped from the cruise ship to a small motorboat after Jake saved Judy's life.]

Doug Judy:
Peralta! Sorry to do this to you, man. I saw an opening and I had to take it. I can't go to jail! I'm too cool!

Jake:
You'll never get away from me, Judy!

Doug Judy:
I can't hear what you're saying; you're real far away. I'll just assume you're finally admitting we're best friends.

Jake:
No, that's not what I'm saying!

Doug Judy:
Thank you! It means a lot to me. Enjoy the rest of your cruise! Just remember; you got a fine lady, don't be a tang in the mud! Check your pockets! [Jake does, pulling out a cabin access card] Boom-boom stateroom, baby!

Jake:
[To Amy] Awesome. [To Judy] But this isn't over! I will hunt you to the ends of the earth!

Doug Judy:
I love you, too! I'm so proud of us for being able to say it! What're you still standing there for? Go smush!

[Doug Judy steers the motorboat away from the cruise ship.]