Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 3

[Boyle was caught naked in a restaurant bathroom when Rosa Diaz chased a suspect in there. The following day, Boyle is in the file room when Diaz walks in.]

Diaz:
Oh. I didn't-

Boyle:
No, it's fine, I'm not-

Diaz:
Right, why would you be-

Boyle:
It's not like I'm, uh, always-

Diaz:
Naked.

Boyle:
Yeah.

Diaz:
Look, man. Nobody's ever gonna see that footage; the case was cut and dry. It's not like I'm dying to tell anyone I saw your-

Boyle:
Benny and the Jets.

Diaz:
[Laughs] Sure. Whatever.

[Terry enters the file room.]

Terry:
Hey. I've been looking for you guys. I just spoke to our perp's attorney. He's claiming the drugs you seized in the bathroom weren't his.

Diaz:
What?! But we saw him throw them in the garbage!

Terry:
Yeah. Normally, it'd be your word against his- but lucky for us, you were wearing body cams!

Boyle:
Yeah, but the thing about cameras, is that they don't really tell the full, objective truth. Images can be distorted. People often seem naked.

Terry:
Boyle, what are you talking about?

Diaz:
Boyle is fully nude in the footage.

Terry:
WHYYYY?!