Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 3
[Boyle was caught naked in a restaurant bathroom when Rosa Diaz chased a suspect in there. The following day, Boyle is in the file room when Diaz walks in.]
Diaz:
Oh. I didn't-
Boyle:
No, it's fine, I'm not-
Diaz:
Right, why would you be-
Boyle:
It's not like I'm, uh, always-
Diaz:
Naked.
Boyle:
Yeah.
Diaz:
Look, man. Nobody's ever gonna see that footage; the case was cut and dry. It's not like I'm dying to tell anyone I saw your-
Boyle:
Benny and the Jets.
Diaz:
[Laughs] Sure. Whatever.
[Terry enters the file room.]
Terry:
Hey. I've been looking for you guys. I just spoke to our perp's attorney. He's claiming the drugs you seized in the bathroom weren't his.
Diaz:
What?! But we saw him throw them in the garbage!
Terry:
Yeah. Normally, it'd be your word against his- but lucky for us, you were wearing body cams!
Boyle:
Yeah, but the thing about cameras, is that they don't really tell the full, objective truth. Images can be distorted. People often seem naked.
Terry:
Boyle, what are you talking about?
Diaz:
Boyle is fully nude in the footage.
Terry:
WHYYYY?!
Submitted by wikidude on June 03, 2024
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