Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 3

Jake:
This envelope contains my inheritance from my uncle, he died a year ago. He was so rich, he had a whole room in his house just to eat in.

Gina:
You mean like a dining room?

Jake:
Yeah. But in Manhattan.

Gina:
Oh, dang.

Jake:
Now, just because I'm definitely rich now doesn't mean I'm gonna forget my roots. You all get something, so fire away.

Boyle:
Jake, your friendship is gift enough for me.

Diaz:
Friendship is crap. I want a Ducati Monster 821.

Jake:
All right, Rosa gets a motorcycle.

Amy:
Oh, cool, I want a fast sports car.

Jake:
Come on, you can be honest.

Amy:
I want old, expensive books. I'll send you a list.

Jake:
There you go. Now, let's find out what I'm worth... Ah, I'm too nervous. Sarge, you do it.

Terry:
[Opens the envelope] It's stock, one million shares!

Jake:
Oh, my God!

Terry:
... Of Blockbuster Video stock.

[Terry hands the folder back and everyone goes back to work in disappointment.]

Jake:
What? Is that bad? I still have a Blockbuster card. WHAT HAPPENED TO BLOCKBUSTER?!