Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 3

Jake:
What we need in here is an armored personnel carrier. A tank!

Diaz:
Two tanks. I want a tank, too.

Jake:
Great, so everyone gets a tank. Just remember, we can't ruin Captain Holt's vacation high. We can't do anything to upset him. [Turns around and sees Hitchcock and Scully in Holt's office] Woah, no! What're those morons doing in there?!

Terry:
Maybe it's not that bad. Maybe they didn't upset him.

Jake:
What'd you do? What'd you say?

Hitchcock:
Nothin', just said welcome back.

Scully:
And laughed with him about all the weight he gained in France!

Holt:
Why is everyone just standing around? Get back to work!

Jake:
So long, tank.

Holt:
"Tank"?! I gained three pounds in Paris! Three pounds!