Bunheads

Michelle:
One more piece of advice. Don't bond with the old lady next door.

Sasha:
Mrs. Weidemeyer?

Michelle:
You see her door open, dive for cover. And whatever you do, do not tell her you have a car. Old ladies are giant con artists.

Sasha:
Con artists?

Michelle:
They start small. Trips to the market and the yarn shop, but before you know it you're picking up their prescriptions at 11:00 at night and driving them to the hospital when their hips break. And you think- They only have two hips how many can they break? Eighteen. 'Cause they break the same hips over and over.