Bunheads

Sasha:
[thinking someone is in her apartment and checking with Roman] Listen, there's a baseball bat under the couch.

Roman:
I don't need a baseball bat.

Sasha:
And there's an umbrella in the linen closet. It's got pretty pony on it, but the end's really pointy. You can poke his eyes out.

Roman:
[loudly] Hello?

Sasha:
There's a tennis racket by the fireplace and there's ammonia under the sink.

Roman:
So we can disinfect him?

Sasha:
Blind him. Then we'll overtake him.

Roman:
Unless he found the pretty pony umbrella, in which case we're done for. Was this door closed when you left?

Sasha:
Yes. No. I don't remember.

Roman:
[looks seriously at the door] Get the pretty pony.