Camp Lazlo, Season 3

[The next morning, all the campers are in their jammies]

Raj:
[to Lazlo] Why would Slinkman want to call us this very morning? [sees Slinkman in his full body cast in the wheelchair, looking very annoyed] Uh-oh.

Slinkman:
Listen up, campers. Due to our mishap yesterday involving...Well, I won't mention any names, but their initials are...CHIP AND SKIP!!!

Chip and Skip:
Hooray!

Chip:
He said our initials!

Slinkman:
We are reinstating the rule that all cabin leaders are responsible for their bunk mates. That means keep them from hurting themselves or others.

Edward:
Wait a minute. What does that mean, babysitting?

Slinkman:
In your case, Edward, it means dung-sitting, 24/7.

Edward:
WHAT?!?!

Chip:
Edward's gonna dung-sit?

Skip:
Does that mean he can sit on us?

Edward:
[desperately] No! [grabbing Slikman, causing him to fall down] I don't want to be a dung-sitter! I beg you! You can't do that to me!

Slinkman:
I'm sorry, Edward, it's new...camp...policy! [shoves Edward off him with his feet and onto Chip and Skip]

Chip:
Hey, Edward, are you gonna sit on us for a while?

Skip:
I don't know if you wanna do that. We just had beans.

Edward:
[sulking grumpily to himself] I hate my life.