Castle, Season 3

Javier Esposito:
I know she's a murder suspect, but you got to admit she is smoking hot.

Rick Castle:
Agreed. So hot, in fact, that it led to a torrid affair with Sarah's director husband. Sarah found out about it, decided to kill off Mandy's character. Doesn't get any soapier than that.

Javier Esposito:
Well, obviously, you haven't seen Chiquitas.

Rick Castle:
As in bananas?

Javier Esposito:
No. As in the telenovela. I used to watch it growing up with my grandmother. Bro, there was this one episode where Gabriella discovered that her husband was sleeping with her evil twin sister, Teresita, only to later find out that she had multiple personality disorder.

Rick Castle:
Wait, does that even qualify as cheating?

Javier Esposito:
Dude.

Rick Castle:
What?

Javier Esposito:
Don't overthink it.