Castlevania, Season 2

[at an oasis in the desert]

Isaac:
Keep moving. I'm not in the mood.

Bandit:
Well, what do we have here? It's thirsty, whatever it is. Don't drink the entire pool.

Isaac:
There is enough water for all.

Bandit:
Oh, I don't care about all. I only care about us.

Isaac:
There will be plenty for you after I'm gone.

Bandit:
But perhaps we want it all.

Isaac:
Yes, you probably do. Your kind always does.

2nd Bandit:
I think the desert has left us a little gift, don't you?

Bandit:
Put a rope around it. Drag it behind us. Perhaps we can sell it at the next town. Unless we get hungry between now and then, I suppose.

Isaac:
Is that really the best you have? Your best response to finding a lone stranger drinking at an oasis. Call him "it," and immediately draw plans to sell him or eat him?

Bandit:
You don't matter. You don't deserve my best. You're just some drifting clump of shit I discovered on the road and I'll do with you as I wish. Only I and my friends here matter. You are simply meat.

Isaac:
I'm not human?

Bandit:
Oh, I'm sure you're human, Sir Philosopher of the Water Hole. I simply don't care.

Isaac:
(smiles) Me neither.

[He draws his dagger, leaps onto the bandit's horse and slashes a huge wound in his chest. The other four bandits attack, and he easily kills them all.]