Chappelle's Show

Silky Johnston: Uh-oh, fellas! Looks as though we have company. Slave master: What the hell are you niggers doing out here? Silky Johnston: We are the Time Haters. We travelled all the way back through time... to call yuh a cracker. Slave master: You better watch your mouth. Buck Nasty: Actually you better watch your mouth white boy, before I shove these gators up your ass and show yo' insides some style. Slave master: ENOUGH! <cracks whip> Beautiful: I-I can't be no slave, Silky! <runs off> Silky Johnston: Oh good gawd!

Buck Nasty: Look Silky, he done pulled out a whip. Silky Johnston: Nice whip. This here is a pistol. Reach for the sky, honky! Slave: Honky? HONKY? Silky Johnston: "Honky" is a racial epithet used for white people. It was made popular by a man named George Jefferson in the 1970s. You see, he and his wife, Weezie, owned a dry-cleaning business, so they moved on up to the east side, to a deluxe apartment in the sky. They finally got a piece of the pie. Convoluted story I'll admit, but the point is this... that in the future, all black people will be FREE! Slave: When's we gonna be free? Silky Johnston: That is a good question my man. How about now-ish? <shoots the slave owner, the scene is repeated 3 times>