Clone High

Van Gogh:
[on phone] Sometimes I just turn the lights off in my room and cry.

Gandhi:
I'm sorry, uh, Van Gogh, could you speak up?

Van Gogh:
The only way I can cling to my sanity is that nobody knows how lonely I truly am.

Gandhi:
[To crowd at party, snickering] He's sad...

Crowd:
[Laughs]

Gandhi:
It's Hilarious!

Van Gogh:
Wait, am I on speakerphone?

Gandhi:
Hey, would Gandhi put somebody on speakerphone?

Crowd:
NO!

Van Gogh:
This is Gandhi, how could you? [begins to tear up and his lower lip begins to quiver]

Gandhi:
Hey man, Gandhi's anti-violence, not anti-comedy. [Hangs up] Whoo. Feels good to help people.