Clone High

Scudworth:
Your secret army of cloned historical figures is maturing according to schedule.

Shadowy Figure:
I'm sorry, Dr. Scudworth, is that a scale model behind you labelled "Dr. Scudworth's Evil Plan?"

Scudworth:
Say, where'd you get those fresh Pumas, Bro?

Shadowy Figure:
Actually, we're sponsored by Puma. These bad boys are catalogue-only.

Scudworth:
If you're implying that I plan to steal the clones away from you and use them in a clone-themed amusement park, then shame on you. By the by, could I have $2,000,000...you know, for dry erase markers and such...they've got some keen new colors like...kiwi...and mango...

Shadowy Figure:
For giggles, I'm going to keep saying "no" until you turn the TV off. No, no, no, no, no, no, no—