Clone High

[Tom Green has just noticed Abe reading his book]

Tom Green:
Hey, you're reading my book! Touch the book...lick the book. Lick the book. Lick the book. Lick the book. Lick the book. Lick the book. Lick the book. Lick the book. Book. Book. Book. Book. Book. Yeah, I haven't read it either, people with ADD aren't good readers. Wanna go shave a dog?

Abe:
My friend has ADD, and everyone at school treats him like some kind of leper.

Tom Green:
Well, that's discrimination! Hey, do you wanna go take a dump in my parents' bed?

[Abe remains silent]

Tom Green:
[Caws] I'm an albatross! I'm an albatross! I'm flap-flap-flapping my albatross wings, flap-flap-flapping my albatross wings...[falls out of window]...AAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH-[pokes the skin on his elbow]-AGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!