Clone High

Gandhi:
Geldemore! But, where's the princess?

Geldemore:
Closer than you think, Gandhi. Use the Amulet.

[Gandhi uses the amulet; Geldemore becomes slightly more humanoid but is still very much unicorn-ish.]

Geldemore:
It was I, all along. As a reward for your bravery and leadership, I shall thrice lay you.

Gandhi:
Uhhh, that's—, that's cool. But [cough] I'm good.

Geldemore:
But, but, but I shall thrice lay you.

Gandhi:
Uh, I just ate, and they say you shouldn't lay thrice, uh, after eating. Uh [cough] thank you.

Geldemore:
We could just do coffee first. It doesn't have to be a big deal.

Gandhi:
It's just, um, I've got to be up early.

Geldemore:
Oh—, Ok, alright, that's fine. I'm kinda seeing someone anyway.

Gandhi:
Well, uh, thanks for the trippy adventure through my subconscious, huh. I'll call you.

Geldemore:
Oh, ok, great.

Gandhi:
You know, maybe we could, uh, hang out, uh, but, you know, not—

Geldemore:
Sure, sometime, maybe.

Gandhi:
—not lay.

Geldemore:
Whatever. I'm listed, in Santa Monica.