Code Geass

Shirley Fenette:
I know Kallen said I had it all wrong, but it seemed like she was getting upset in order to fool me.

Suzaku:
[holding a telephone] Which is why, in this case, it's best to simply ask him directly. On your behalf, I can ask him how he feels about you.

Shirley:
What?! You'd really do that?!

Suzaku:
Just relax. It'll be fine.

Shirley:
[charges towards Suzaku, takes the phone from him, and slams it on the receiver] Are you nuts?! No way!

[meanwhile, Lelouch is in the cockpit of a stolen Sutherland, conducting terrorist operations in the Saitama ghetto]

Lelouch:
[looks at his cell phone] Hmm? Oh, whatever.

[back at Ashford Academy, Suzaku and Shirley are fighting over the phone]

Suzaku:
Oh, come on, let me handle this for you! I'll be discreet!

Shirley:
I don't want your help, okay?!

Suzaku:
It's going to be fine!

[Suzaku and Shirley fumble and drop the phone, and Suzaku falls on top of Shirley; Arthur the cat is also knocked off his perch during the struggle]

Suzaku:
Sorry.

[Shirley gasps; Suzaku then grimaces as Arthur bites his hand]

Shirley:
Uh-oh. Does that hurt much?

Suzaku:
Greatly.