The Brady Bunch, Season 1

(The Bradys will all go on their first camping trip together)

Marcia:
But mother, us on a camping trip? We've told you it's way worse than death!

Jan:
Do you expect me to sleep in a tent?

Cindy:
With wild animals?

Carol:
Girls, we're not going to Africa. We're just going camping.

Marcia:
And camping is for boys!

Carol:
Camping is for boys and girls. Why, it's so much fun falling asleep on the ground.

Jan:
On the ground, all those beetles are crawling around. Yuck!

Cindy:
Yeah, yuck!

Carol:
Why, you haven't got the faintest idea how delightful it is out there under the stars, being lulled to sleep by the sound of crickets, and then awakening in the morning to the smell of bacon frying over an open fire.

Marcia:
How many times have you been camping, Mom?

Carol:
Well, never, but I've heard about it.

Jan:
And I've heard about it, too, and you can count me out. (collapses on the bed)

Carol:
You are counted in, young lady. We have three new brothers and a new father, and if they like camping, we like camping. Now, there'll be no more discussion about it; the decision has been made.