Columbo, Season 1

Columbo (1968, 1971–1978, 1989–2003) was an American crime fiction television show about Lieutenant Columbo, a homicide detective with the Los Angeles Police Department. He uses his deferential and absent-minded persona to lull criminal suspects int… more »

Lt. Columbo:
I was wondering, Doctor. Would you take me on as a patient?

Flemming:
Take you on as a what?!?

Lt. Columbo:
No, I mean it. Maybe you can help me. I don't know that-- There must something wrong with me. I seem to bother people. I seem to make them nervous and maybe you could tell me why.

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