The Brady Bunch, Season 2

(Carol, Alice and Cindy are looking after Bobby)

Alice:
(brings another pillow to rest Bobby's leg) If you ask me, I think it's a miracle.

Carol:
Yes, that he only sprained his ankle.

Alice:
No, I meant that it's a miracle that you have a doctor that makes housecalls.

Cindy:
He didn't even ask Bobby to stick out his tongue and say "Ah".

Alice:
Well, that's just when you sprain the tonsil. Come on, Florence Nightingale, you can help me in the kitchen, making hospital corners on the napkins.