Corduroy
Moppy:
You want to hear a joke?
Lisa:
Sure.
Moppy:
Knock, knock.
Lisa:
Who's there?
Moppy:
Amos.
Lisa:
Amos who?
Moppy:
A mosquito just bit me! [laughs]
[Lisa starts to laughs until she feels tooth because she now has a bad toothache]
Moppy:
Usually everyone laughs when I tell them that one.
Lisa:
The joke's funny, but this toothache isn't.
Moppy:
Toothache?!
Lisa:
I'll tell my mom as soon as I get home (to the building).
Moppy:
You're gonna tell your mom?!
Lisa:
Sure, why not? (What can go bad?)
Moppy:
Because she'll make you go to the dentist.
Lisa:
So? I've been to the dentist lots of times. It's no big deal.
Moppy:
It is a big deal if you've got a toothache.
Lisa:
What do you mean?
Moppy:
[tells Lisa a story about when Moppy himself got a little toothache last year and about his older/younger brother who also went to the dentist] Last year I had a little toothache and I ended up getting three fillings! See? [shows Lisa his teeth fillings] And he froze my mouth with a needle this long!
[Lisa gulps in horror.]
Moppy:
[he continues his story] And when my brother went to the dentist because he had a toothache --THE DENTIST PULLED MY BROTHER'S TOOTH RIGHT OUT!
[Lisa is shocked about Moppy's story. Because he --Moppy-- and his brother both had an experience at the dentist when they both had toothaches.]
Lisa:
I thought the dentist would just make it feel better (on you and your brother).
Moppy's Dad:
Make what feel better?
Lisa:
Well...! Oh, nothing.
Submitted by wikidude on June 03, 2024
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