The Brady Bunch, Season 3

The Brady Bunch (1969-1974) was an American television situation comedy, airing on ABC, based around a large blended family. more »

(Bobby walks in)

Carol:
Hi, Bobby! Hey, wait a minute, your clothes! (Bobby turns around with a black eye)

Carol:
Bobby, your eye! What in the world happened?

Bobby:
I got in a fight with Tommy Huxley.

Carol:
Tommy Huxley? He's twice as big as you are! Why doesn't he pick on somebody his own size?

Bobby:
Well, I picked on him.

Carol:
You started a fight? Why?

Bobby:
Well, he was acting like a big shot.

Carol:
Oh. Well, you weren't by any chance feeling like a little shot, were you?

Bobby:
Well, I am a little shot, that all I'll ever be!

Carol:
Oh, Bobby. Listen, you've heard about Napoleon Bonaparte, haven't you?

Bobby:
Yeah, he's that funny guy that always walked around with his hand on his stomach.

Carol:
Well, he was also a little guy. And he went around trying to prove how big he was by fighting everybody.

Bobby:
Did he win?

Carol:
Nope, just like you he got clobbered. So I really don't think that fighting is the answer. Do you, Bob?

Bobby:
Not if you lose.

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