The Brady Bunch, Season 4

(Cindy is explaining her predicament to Carol)

Cindy:
And he wrote down the names, even mine!

Carol:
But that's his job, sweetheart.

Cindy:
Yes, but I'm his very own sister!

Carol:
Well, that doesn't give you any special privileges. The same rules apply to you that apply to anyone else.

Cindy:
(angrily) I don't see why they should.

Carol:
Let me see... I'll try to explain it to you this way. Let's say that Bobby was a policeman, and I drove through a red light. Accidentally, of course. Well, I would expect him to give me a ticket.

Cindy:
Your own son?

Carol:
Absolutely.

Cindy:
Boy, if I ever had a son who was a policeman and he gave me a ticket, I'd give him a spanking!

[Bobby comes in, Cindy leaves angrily]

Bobby:
I guess she was complaining about me.

Carol:
You guessed right.

Bobby:
And I guess you took her side.

Carol:
You guessed wrong.

Bobby:
You didn't?

Carol:
No. Well, Cindy didn't like it, but you were just doing your duty.

[Bobby leaves]

Carol:
I wonder if he really would give me a ticket.