The Brady Bunch, Season 5

(In the girls' room)

Jan:
Me play one of the seven dwarfs?

Cindy:
You liked Mrs. Whitfield, didn't you?

Jan:
Sure, she was my favorite teacher. She was Marcia's favorite teacher too. I think she was even Mom's favorite teacher.

Cindy:
Boy, she's been teaching since the older days.

Jan:
You better not say that around Mom.

Cindy:
Well, will you help me with the play?

Jan:
Sure. If I can be Dopey.

Cindy:
Well, you can't be Dopey.

Jan:
Why not?

Cindy:
I'm saving that part for someone special.

Jan:
Who?

Cindy:
Me.

(Cut to bathroom, knock on the door)

Marcia:
Come in.

Cindy:
Marcia, how about--

Marcia:
Sure, Cindy. Anything for good old Mrs. Whitfield.

Cindy:
Oh, thanks!

Marcia:
Except, I want to play Dopey instead of you.

Cindy:
How did you know I wanted to play Dopey?

Marcia:
Thin walls.

(Cindy leaves)

(Cut to Greg's room, Cindy knocks on the door)

Greg:
Come in.

Cindy:
Gee, Greg, this room in the attic sure is neat. I love the way you fixed it up, and Alice--

Greg:
Cindy, you don't have to butter me up. I'd be glad to help out Mrs. Whitfield.

Cindy:
Thanks!

Greg:
But I want to play Dopey instead of you.

Cindy:
How did you know I wanted to play Dopey?

Greg:
Thin floors.

(Cut to boys' room, Cindy knocks on the door)

Peter:
Sure, Cindy, anything for Mrs. Whitfield. As long as I get to play Dopey.

Bobby:
That goes for me too, but I want to play Dopey.

Peter:
Well, you can't be Dopey.

Bobby:
Yes, I can. (door closes)

Cindy:
"Snow White and the Seven Dopeys"?

(Cut to kitchen)

Cindy:
Alice, how would you like a nice, big, juicy part in my play?

Alice:
I'd love to! Can I play Dopey?

Cindy:
That part's already taken, six times.

Alice:
What have you got left?

Cindy:
How about the wicked queen?

Alice:
You got yourself a deal. If I can't be a wacky dwarf, I'll be a wicked queen. (imitates evil laughter)

Cindy:
That was good. Thanks, Alice!