Crayon Shin-chan

[Shin has placed his father's watch in the toaster.]

Shin:
You guys have been having so much trouble finding stuff since we moved, I thought if I got your watch hot enough before you put it on, you'd never have to worry about losing it again 'cuz it'd melt into your skin and become part of you.

Hiro (juggling the hot watch between his hands):
Well, other than the terrible pain and disfigurement, that's very thoughtful of you, Shin.

Shin:
I'm a pretty great person.