Criminal Minds, Season 2

Prentiss:
(Brings beer and Brad from the bar) Ladies, this is Brad! A real FBI agent!

Garcia:
Really?

Prentiss:
Really!

JJ:
No way!

Garcia:
That's exciting! What's it like in Quantico?

Brad:
It's, eh, quite impressive!

JJ:
What department are you in?

Brad:
That's classified.

JJ:
Oh (winking at Garcia and Prentiss) it must be really tough keeping all those secrets.

Brad:
It's a skill like anything else. Carpenters are good at building stuff, measuring. FBI is good at keeping secrets and kicking criminal ass!

Prentiss:
Well, somebody has to do it! Oh, do you have to carry your gun and badge with you everywhere you go?

Brad:
Affirmative.

Prentiss:
Can we see it?

Brad:
See what?

Prentiss:
Your badge.

Garcia:
Please.

Brad:
I am sorry, that's...

Garcia, JJ, and Prentiss:
Classified, of course.

Prentiss:
(takes out her badge) Tell me Brad, does it look anything like this?

JJ:
(takes out her badge) Or, uh, this?

Garcia:
(takes out her badge) Or maybe this?

(Brad walks away)