CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, Season 1

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (2000-), usually referred to as CSI, is a dramatic television series about the Forensics Crime Lab in Las Vegas. more »

[The CSI team and Brass are recreating the crime based on the different witness testimonies]

Grissom:
Now Lou said that he was the peacemaker.

Brass:
Peacemaker, my ass. [Shows three empty mini-bottles of whiskey] He's got three empties in the pouch, the seat reeks of whiskey; the guy probably spilled Lou's drink.

Catherine:
Very good.

Brass:
I was boss at CSI once, for a reason. So, Lou gets up and takes a swing at the guy. Well, after knocking three back at 30,000 feet, you know, he probably misses, so what does he get for his troubles?

Warrick:
A CD swipe across the chops.

Brass:
So, then he falls back–oh, maybe that's when he fell back and spilled his own drink.

Grissom:
Now, by this time, Candelewell's got to be out of his seat, right?

Nick:
You know, if I'm Max, I want no part of this. Plus, I don't have an aisle seat.

Brass:
Yeah, but you're lucky: your wife's going to make sure you get into the playing field.

Warrick:
Yeah, go ahead, honey. Save my life.

Nick:
So Max gets up, goes across Marlene,[to Warrick] Excuse me, buttercup...

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