Designing Women, Season 2

[The ladies are forced to sleep in bunk beds in a tacky room after dealing with an assortment of oddball singles.]

Mary Jo:
Why are you so quiet down there, Julia?

Julia:
I'm just trying to say my prayers.

Charlene:
What were you praying for?

Julia:
If you must know, I was praying, number one, that you all would let me go to sleep. Number two, that I'm not seated next to Club Mel at breakfast. And number three, I was thanking God that I did not grow up with a mother who wore a leopard-skin headband, white see-through T-shirt and glued rhinestones to her fingernails.