Designing Women, Season 2

Mary Jo:
I'm just a little upset because Quint doesn't believe in Santa Claus anymore. As a matter of fact he says he's gonna prove it once and for all — he's been up in his room working on all these traps.

Charlene:
How come he doesn't think there is one?

Mary Jo:
He says reindeers couldn't have the staying power, y'know, to go all the way around the world in one night. He wanted to know if Santa had some kinda deal with Federal Express.

Julia:
Boy, he's awful young to be so cynical.

Anthony:
Hey, that's not so young. I was only 3 when I quit believing.

Charlene:
Oh, somebody told you?

Anthony:
Yeah. My Uncle Willie. There wasn't enough money for presents, so he just came to me and told me that Santa Claus had been stabbed.

Charlene:
Oh my gosh!!

Anthony:
Yeah, Uncle Willie didn't have a lot of couth. Anyway, I was pretty upset. The next year I wrote a letter to the elves. All I asked for was a baseball glove because, y'know, I figured they had there hands full with Santa gone and everything. But I guess Uncle Willie couldn't get it together that year either, because Christmas Eve he came into my room and told me that the elves had been killed in a sledding accident.