Designing Women, Season 4

Charlene:
You do know that we're here to take you down to the hotel for the ceremony...

Suzanne:
Yes, of course. I'm almost ready. Just let me touch up my makeup.

Julia:
(suspicious) Ok, Suzanne. What's going on?

Suzanne:
You know, Julia. We're going down to the Marriott to see those pageant people.

Charlene:
(relieved) Oh, Suzanne, this is great. Yesterday, when you said that stuff about your cold, dead scalp, y'know, and then you ran out to the parking lot and threw yourself on the ground kicking and screaming, and then you crawled to your car with dirt and saliva all over your face, and then you drove away peeling rubber... we thought you were upset.

Mary Jo:
Silly us.

Suzanne:
Yes, well I talked to Consuela, and I'm better now.

Anthony:
Uh oh. I don't like the sound of that.

Julia:
I'd like to think that this means you and Consuela had a soul-searching chat, and you re-evaluated your priorities and realized crown, or no crown, you are who you are — but I have a feeling I'd be disappointed.

Anthony:
I have a feeling it's more like little dolls, straight pins and chicken parts.

Charlene:
Did Consuela make a Donna Jo Carnes doll?

Suzanne:
Yes, and she also put a curse on that Audrey woman too, and I wrote down on this piece of paper a hundred times It will not happen, so you all can just go ahead and laugh, but I know in my heart it's just not going to happen.

Julia:
Suzanne, you're just making this harder on yourself. Now I've talked to Reese, and apparently there's no statute of limitations on this thing, and there's nothing we can do here.

Suzanne:
When I was a little girl, you told me, "Suzanne, if there's anything in this life you want to be, you can be it. All you have to do it want it enough." That's how I won that contest in the first place — I wanted it more. All those other girls were running around saying, "I don't care who wins. I just enjoy the camaraderie and meeting all the other girls from all over the state of Georgia." I didn't give a flip about meeting other girls. I can meet other girls any ole time. And maybe they didn't mean it, but they said it, so a little tiny bit of them did mean it. I never said it. Basically, I just said, "I want that crown to be on my head." So I'll just go down and talk to these people and eplain it all to them, and they won't take my crown. They can't because... because you told me I could be whatever I want to be if I just want it bad enough. And I want to be Miss Georgia... for the rest of my life.