Designing Women, Season 4

Suzanne:
I think these pantyhose are too dark for this dress.

Julia:
Oh, my goodness. Suzanne, do something. That could be embarrassing. I mean, in 45 minutes when the finest people in Georgia are gathered here before me, I wouldn't want anyone to say, "Did you see that woman with her head stuck in the staircase? Yes. That woman the Governor just stepped over? Don't you think her pantyhose are a little dark for her dress?"

Suzanne:
Now, listen, I have a lighter pair right here.

Julia:
Suzanne, of all the experiences I would like to avoid, I believe having my pantyhose changed in the front hallway of the Governor's Mansion would rank right up there.

Suzanne:
Well, just excuse me for livin'. It wasn't something I was going to particularly enjoy myself, anyway.