Designing Women, Season 4

Mary Jo:
What the heck is that stuff?

Suzanne:
It's rice cakes. I started my diet last night.

Mary Jo:
You put jelly on them?

Suzanne:
Yes. Do you have a problem with that?

Mary Jo:
You've been on a diet for 12 hours and already you're this cranky?

Suzanne:
Yes. As a matter of fact, after work I'll probably be crashing my car into a Taco Bell. What's it to you?

Mary Jo:
Nothing. I just hate it when you're on a diet.

Suzanne:
Yeah, that's because you're little and tiny and cute. You never have to eat stuff like rice cakes. I oughta just cram this down your throat.