Designing Women, Season 4

[Anthony calls from a waffle house, as Charlene relays the conversation to the ladies]

Julia:
Where is Mrs. Fricke?

Charlene:
She's in the van still stuck on the highway. (to Anthony) I bet she's mad. I mean, I hate to criticize, but even on a good day she's kind of cranky. (to the ladies) He says she's in a good mood.

Mary Jo:
Gee. Maybe we should have stuck her out on the freeway in a leaky van a long time ago.

Charlene:
What? He says she's happy because this is her last furniture shipment and if it's not delivered by midnight tonight her entire job is free.

Julia:
Where would she get a bizarre idea like that?

Suzanne:
I saw it on a pizza ad.

Mary Jo:
Great, Suzanne. Why don't you just give away free pepperoni on the sofas?!

Suzanne:
There! You see? That shows how good you'd be at sales because that wouldn't work at all. You people act like it's just so easy for me to hustle up business for this place, like I've just got to stand on the corner and go "Hey! Drapes and coffee tables!" and people just come running. Well you're wrong. I have to flirt, I have to deal, I have to lie, and sometimes I even have to threaten. THAT is called SALES. It's not pretty. I am, but it's not.

Charlene:
Suzanne, I can't believe you did that. That is thousands and thousands of dollars. We can't afford to pay for all that stuff.

Suzanne:
Hey, I sell stuff — I'm the front-end person. You're supposed to deliver it — you're the rear-end people.