Designing Women, Season 4

[Suzanne enters followed by Vanessa. Vanessa is carrying a box.]

Vanessa:
Is he here?

Charlene:
Hi, no. He's still at the school. Did you find him a present?

Vanessa:
Yeah, yeah. Suzanne's helped me pick it out. It was expensive, but my man's only gonna graduate college once.

[Vanessa opens the box...]

Charlene:
Oh, Vanessa. That looks gorgeous.

Mary Jo:
It sure is.

Suzanne:
Did somebody eat my rice cakes?

Charlene:
Well, I might've had one last night.

Suzanne:
You might have? Charlene, it seems to me either you did or you didn't.

Charlene:
All right, I did!

Suzanne:
You know, it is funny to me that you people can eat anything in the world... cookies, bread, potato chips, entire sides of beef. I, on the other hand, have been reduced to some tasteless low cal. fish saliva, and yet for some reason you still feel compelled to come over here and chow down on it.

Charlene:
I'm sorry!

Suzanne:
Well you oughta be.