Doc Martin, Series 1

(A woman phones in to Caroline Bosman's radio programme and asks whether it is true that Dr Ellingham hates the sight of blood)

Bert Large:
-(Listening to programme in the pub) Doc Martin'll see the funny side, he'll just go with the flow, you'll see.

Caroline Bosman:
-Next caller. You are live...

Martin:
-(Phoning in to Caroline's radio programme) This is Doctor Martin Ellingham. I'd like to get a few things crystal clear for you and your puerile listeners. I admit to having certain difficulties but they have not and they never will impair my functions as a doctor. And for the record, the incident with a certain village plumber was in fact a prank with some ketchup which, by the way, kept me from attending to patients in my surgery.

(Ranting)

Dr. Martin Ellingham:
-And as to so-called homeopathic remedies, if there's one for chronic infantilism then I suggest that your caller and indeed the entire village should embark on a course immediately. Thank you.