Doc Martin, Series 2

(Sandra Mylow has been handing out herbal remedies without even seeing her patients)

Dr. Martin Ellingham:
-These can contain high levels of mercury, which given to somebody already suffering from a degree of psychosis, the effects can be catastrophic.

Sandra Mylow:
-I didn't realise she was that ill.

Dr. Martin Ellingham:
-Hadn't it struck you when she visited your clinic?

Sandra Mylow:
-She seemed fine.

Dr. Martin Ellingham:
-She didn't seem anything. You've never met her. Doreen Flint left this area eight years ago.

Sandra Mylow:
-I saw her husband.

Dr. Martin Ellingham:
-Right. Who for the last eight years has been under the delusion that he is both Victor and Doreen Flint in one body.

Sandra Mylow:
-(Gobsmacked) Oh.

Dr. Martin Ellingham:
-There is a reason why we insist on seeing patients before prescribing a course of treatment. It's called "good practice".

Sandra Mylow:
-People feel comfortable when they come and see me, which is more than I can say for you.

Dr. Martin Ellingham:
-The minute I start handing out treatments left right and centre to people I've never met, please feel free to call me a stupid arrogant unqualified charlatan!