Downton Abbey, Series Six (1925)

Bertie Pelham:
You've probably thought of this, but I'd place someone--maybe a servant--in each room the public will enter. Just to keep an eye on things.

Lady Mary Crawley:
Literally.

Tom Branson:
I think that's a good idea.

Cora Crawley, Lady Grantham:
Carson, can you sort it out?

Mr. Carson:
Of course, my lady. I understand it's only the ground floor.

Lady Mary Crawley:
Not too much of that. They'll start in the small library, then through the big library, into the painting room, the drawing room, the smoking room, the great hall, in and out of the dining room, and back outside.

Bertie Pelham:
Rope off across the staircases in the back wing. Who are the guides?

Tom Branson:
Do we need guides? Can't they just have a look and leave it at that?

Bertie Pelham:
I don't think so. Not if you want them to go away happy, and leave behind what's not theirs. Who knows about the history of the house?

Lady Edith Crawley:
Only our librarian...but he's away.

Bertie Pelham:
You'll have to fake it. Lady Mary, Edith, Mr. Branson--

Tom Branson:
Not me. I don't know a thing. I'll sell tickets, but that's it.

Bertie Pelham:
Well then, Lady Grantham. You and your daughters can take parties of ten each with no more than 30 in the house at any one time.

Lady Edith Crawley:
Crikey.

Cora Crawley, Lady Grantham:
Heavens. I feel like the Belgians waiting for the invasion.

Lady Mary Crawley:
Or the monkeys in a zoo.