Dragon Ball Z, Season 4

Vinegar:
You're lucky that lord Garlic ordered us ta take you in alive or I'd finish you off right now.

Piccolo:
How did your brainless boss escape the dead zone?

Vinegar:
Alright, that's it. You're dead.

Spice:
Hey...heh heh heh. Settle down, Vinegar. He's just trying to get you riled up. I'll answer your question Piccolo, if you really want to know. (pointing upward) The power of the Makyo Star.

Piccolo:
Go on. How?

Spice:
Ah yes. Now I have your attention. Not long ago, the autumnal equinox was on the first point of libra. Heralding this auspicious moment for the dark side was the Makyo Star, whose proximity to the Earth provided an incredible source of power to all creatures of the night. This rare alignment of the planets and stars occurs only once every twelve thousand years. At no other time is man more susceptible to evil than this. It is a time when the powers of darkness are at their zenith and the unseen lower forces dominate the Earth. Garlic Junior used this influx of dark energy as a springboard to shatter his prison and escape it forever. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. You don't get it do you? Garlic Junior is the new guardian of the Earth. He's taken over Kami's lookout and is seated quite comfortably on the throne. Kami and Popo are just mantle pieces now, looking on hopelessly from their little glass jars.

Piccolo:
Huh?

Gohan:
Uh?

Krillin:
Great. We're in trouble.

Spice:
The beautiful part about it all is that with the black water mist, we hardly have to raise a finger. Just look how eager your friends are to help us. We're gods to these plebians.

Vinegar:
We're like celebrities to all these people, kinda like the role models an' all!

Mustard:
Yeah! Dig it man! You should join us! You would love it. They worship us. And soon they're gonna be like that for good.

Gohan:
Huh?

Krillin:
What!? For good?

Salt:
Once twenty four hours passes by, the change becomes permanent. Not even the sacred water can change them back.

Spice:
Heh heh heh heh. You came here looking to fight us, but the battle has already been won. There's no one left to fight for, nobody wants your help. Can't you understand that? Just look. Look at your friends. Do they look like they're waiting for a knight in shining armor to come and rescue them? Who do you think you're fooling anyway? You haven't really changed. So drop the goody two-shoes act and join us. Or oppose us and suffer like you've never suffered before. Your choice. Well?