Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 4

Buffy:
You saw the Grand Canyon?

Xander:
Well, I saw the movie Grand Canyon, on cable. Really lame.

Buffy:
Huh?

Xander:
Basically, I got as far as Oxnard and the engine fell out of my car, and that was literally. So I ended up washing dishes at the fabulous "Ladies Night" club for about a month and a half while I tried to pay for the repairs. Nobody really bothered me, or even spoke to me, until one night, when one of the male strippers called in sick, and no power on this earth will make me tell you the rest of that story. Suffice to say, I traded my car in for one that wasn't entirely made of rust, came trundling back home to the arms of my loving parents, where everything is exactly as it was, except I sleep in the basement and I have to pay rent. How's college?

Buffy:
Male strippers?

Xander:
No power on this earth!