DuckTales, Season 2

Huey:
Breathe, just breathe.

Donald:
I've done nothing with my life! I'm a failure!

Scrooge:
Awww, that never bothered you before.

Huey:
Uncle Donald, you're very successful! You raised three boys and a rich in love. Isn't that the true measure of success?

Donald & Scrooge:
No!

Donald:
Huey, you gotta help me!

Huey:
Help you? Well, I have been looking to earn my improve theater merit badge… How about you play the part of someone successful?

Donald:
Lie? Perfect!

Scrooge:
Nonsense. You do what you want, but I will not help you lie to impress that band of braggartios.

Huey:
If you blow up our cover, Jose will probably get mad and you'll have to pay for this trip yourself.

Scrooge:
Donald, we have to lie to your friends, ya hear?!

Huey:
Just keep it small and simple. Sorry, everyone. Uncle Donald had a, um, very important business call.

Donald:
From McDuck Enterprises, my company. I'm a billionaire.

Panchito:
The same Donald, who searched our couch cushions for corn chips, now owns McDuck Enterprises?

Huey:
Yes… and, he's taking over the family business so Scrooge can retire.

Scrooge:
Geh?

Donald:
'Cause he's so old. Very, very old.