DuckTales, Season 2

Louie:
Nope, gross. Old people romance, bleh.

Scrooge:
We weren't old back then.

Louie:
It's impossible to picture you young.

Scrooge:
Goldie was and remains a pain in my pen feathers. No romance there.

Louie:
So there's no getting mushy, no kissing, no hand holding?

Scrooge:
Well… [cut back to the past] You coffee boiling bunkle artist!

Goldie:
You hard cased old croaker!

Marshal:
Oh, good! You two know each other! I want to remind y'all once more that the town hall meeting is tomorrow. Um, farewell?

Scrooge:
You're encroaching on my pay duct!

Goldie:
How do you know I didn't find the claim first and you're stealing from me?!

Scrooge:
Is that true?!

Goldie:
No. I followed you here to steal your gold. But the fact that you didn't think the opposite is hurtful, Scroogie.

Scrooge:
Gah! Take a right, Goldie! I've had enough of your babbling bazo.

[Back to the present]

Louie:
Whoa. Can we cut back on the old prospector slang a bit?

[Back to the past]

Scrooge:
Get lost, dude! You're killing my vibe, man!

Louie:
[voice-over] Nope, uh-uh. That's worse. Just go on.

Goldie:
I'm not going anywhere, ya tightwad!

Scrooge:
Then you'll have to race me to the motherload, cause I'm working day and night until I find that gold! [Goldie throws a pickax, which hits his foot] Gah, OW!

Goldie:
You'll need that, hon, 'cause I just bought out all the town's dynamite.