Due South

Psychiatrist:
So you're a Mountie, are you?

Fraser:
A Constable. Royal Canadian Mounted Police, yes.

Psychiatrist:
Here in Chicago.

Fraser:
Well, you see, I used to live in the Yukon. But I uncovered a plot that involved drowning caribou, and then some men who were dressed in white came after me with homicidal intentions. It's a rather long story - it takes exactly two hours to tell - but the upshot of it was that I was sent here. [conspiratorially] I think I embarrassed some people in the government.

Psychiatrist:
Do you have anyone who can vouch for you here?

Fraser:
Well, yes. There's my wolf. Although, I'm not sure he would vouch for me - if you know anything about lupine behavior you know how moody they are, and on top of that, he's deaf.