Family Guy, Season 12

Carter:
[about his broken leg] The worst part about it is I can't have sex! God, I wish there was a way I could just do it myself, you know, just to be done and napping within four minutes.

Chris:
Let me show you something...

[time lapse. Carter looks relaxed]

Carter:
That... was... amazing! And Lynda Carter wasn't here?

Chris:
No, that was just in your mind!

Carter:
Incredible! So you can do that, like what, once a year or something?

Chris:
No, you can do it basically whenever you're not doing something else.

Carter:
Cool! Hey, next time I wanna try it with my hand.