Family Guy, Season 12

Cleveland:
Wassup?! [The Cleveland Show theme music plays as Cleveland approaches the guys]

Peter:
[normally] Oh, hey, Cleveland!

Joe:
Hi!

Quagmire:
Wait, don't you have a show to do...[chuckles] Oh wait, that's right!

Cleveland:
Alright, I knew this was comin'! Everybody, gimme your best shot!

Quagmire:
Oh, my G - where do I even begin? You know, it's not a good sign that this is the first time a lot of people are realizing you had a show!

Joe:
Your logo was stupid. Looked like a big purple penis and your ratings blew.

Cleveland:
We did about the same as Bob's Burgers.

Quagmire:
That's your bar?! Oh, shame on you!

Cleveland:
This is good. This is constructive.

Quagmire:
The talking bear was so bad, Seth MacFarlene quit voicing him after Season 2.

Cleveland:
It's hard to make a talkin' bear funny.

Quagmire:
[laughs] It worked out okay in movie form!

Joe:
What was supposed to be the show's audience? Who did you make it for? Like, some black guy who never met another black guy?

Cleveland:
Anything else?

Peter:
Yeah, here's four seasons' worth of DVDs of what we've been up to. You know, just so you're back up to speed. And I'll warn ya ahead of time - these have jokes in 'em.

Cleveland:
I...I don't have a DVD player.