Family Guy, Season 16

Peter:
Look, this-- this right here-- is exactly why I've been avoiding you. I knew you'd embarrass me in front of Stryker.

Quagmire:
Who cares? He's just some dude.

Peter:
He's not just some dude. He happens to be the cool friend I've ever had!

Joe:
What are you talking about? We're cool.

Peter:
You are not cool.

Joe:
Oh, yeah? Well, then why did those teenagers on the way in say, "Cool wheelchair, dick"?

Quagmire:
Hey, look, Peter if you're so embarrassed by us and you think we're losers, well, then we don't want to hang out with you, either!

Peter:
Good! Who needs you bums? I got Stryker!

Quagmire:
Oh, yeah? Well, I hope you two are happy together, you jerk!